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Moist has two very different definitions!

1) Moist is the opposite of crusty. Moist means something cool or someone cool. Use this version of the word moist to make people freak the fuck out.

2)Moist means slightly wet/very wet.
1)You are probably the moistest person I know.
2)You are probably the moistest person I know. Wipe it up with these, MOIST towelettes.
Moist by SourLemonParty January 21, 2016
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Female or male homosexual state of sexual arousal.
Ooh, Bruno, seeing those semi-naked construction workers over there has made me all moist!
moist by Bunkerbuster October 16, 2006
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Moist is widely used as a slang word for "cool" or "chill".
person 1: hey, look at that statue!
person 2: wow, that's pretty moist.
Moist by funjygourmomjokes April 23, 2016
An object, person, sense of style, charisma, or aura that is appealing to the eye. Something that is the most epic and pleasurable thing to look at.
"Bro you look so fucking moist right now"
"Your shoes are moist as fuck"
"Damn son look at her ass, shes so fucking moist"
Moist by tana1285 September 2, 2013
A very sexual sounding word, often used to point out an unintentional sexual statement, that just doesn't fit with 'Thats what SHE said!"
English Teacher: "Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Student: (whispered to friend) Moist!
Moist by Desperate-X-Endeavor December 15, 2009
Also used as "moisture".

The new meaning of "fresh". May be used in any which way or form you like, but most commonly defined as "fresh".
Did ya see him? Yeah, he was quite moist :)
That is sooooo moist.
They got that moisture ;)
Moist by Class of Aces SoCal January 13, 2011