moiste

An adjective used to describe how awesome something or someone is.

Austin's neon fanny pack was moiste as shit.

by DemoDillon December 13, 2013

Moist

The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.

Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 July 15, 2017

Moist

When something is slightly wet.

Holy crap da grass is MOIST

by MoistySandwich June 21, 2016

Moist

The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.

"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."

"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>

by Donkey Punching Queen December 11, 2012

Moist

Used to describe a soft, cheesy or girly person or situation.

Guy : I sang to my girlfriend last night .

Friend : that’s bloody moist

by Thedapperman February 8, 2018

Moist

Moist is my favourite word, the most legendary fucking word ever.

Me: Thats so fucking moist
Other guy: Fuck off

by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019

Moist

To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.

'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'

'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'
'Moist'

Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist

by ntmm March 22, 2010