Moffit

A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.

Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit

by MMSObserver July 13, 2009

Maffei

butt munch, loves getting lathered with fat free vinaigrette dressing

I got so maffeied last night, I substituted vinaigrette for ranch though!

by Na.Dime March 25, 2009

moffett

an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. Normally taking the shape of a ball.

my room mate left a moffett all over the toilet after shaving his balls.

by 83lineshack March 6, 2009

moffie

When a very masculine, stright guy has a crush on another stright guy. It is usually said in a joking manner, but the use of this word most often sends the two men into a state of denial, anger, and indignity. Which, I might add, is rather fun to watch.

"Hey David? What were you and Tyler doin' over there? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a bit moffie for him, David."

"What?...No!...We were just...(general male stammering and muttering)...Were not!..."

by That Girl... October 21, 2004

Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!

"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"

by Joseph the noble prophet Smith January 9, 2008

moffited

Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.

I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.

by iamnottomgreen2 May 6, 2014

Sean Moffitt

You don’t wanna know what happened cuh

Sean Moffitt put in a bad performance

by Was a bad oul night February 11, 2022