ear monocle

a radio headset for only one ear which usually comes with a lanyard, most likely to be seen at tennis tournaments.

With his eyes fixed on his favorite player in a dramatic match on Centre Court, the tennis fan listened to tournament radio with his ear monocle to hear updates on how her rival was faring on the other side of the grounds.

by olympic1896 March 11, 2019

The Cloudy Monocle

The act of ejaculating in someones eye.

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

modnom

A modified name given by parents who want their child's name to be cute and unique, just like their precious little snowflake. Instead, it only causes everyone who has to spell the name to roll their eyes at the pretentious stupidity of the parents.

Telltale signs include the unnecessary doubling of letters, apostrophes, changing vowels to Y, and extra silent letters thrown in.

Examples include Krystall, Rhyley, Khandace, Myk'chelle, De'Wayne, Dillhon, and Brookhlyne.

Khrystyll?? What kind of moronic parents came up with that modnom?

by SirWishbone October 24, 2009

modockin

to rush, hurry, speed

If we're going to get there on time, we better get to modockin.

by Bill October 16, 2003

Monochromatic Phobia

A fear of two of the same colored objects touching each other, such as two pink folders. They must never touch.

Kaylan showed her Monochromatic Phobia when she looked into my backpack and saw all black things touching each other.

by monochromaticphobia October 20, 2010

missoula monoculture

Not really even unique to Missoula, the missoula monoculture can actually be found in other, similar wannabe hippy but sort of rich towns across the west. The chicks are all sort of hot, the dudes all have beards. They each wear hoodless down patagonia jackets, carharts, and bring their kids to the bar/brewery. Their lab is in their subaru parked outside, which they will later drive to their modest 2br house which looks like every other house for miles in a haphazard subdivision.

They are into skiing, riding their bikes, climbing, etc.

They look like they are models for an LL bean catalog.

Check that chick out - she's almost sexy.

Bro bra, she is a card-carrying member of the missoula monoculture. hope you're ready to live the active lifestyle

Man, I went to snowbowl once, no thanks.

by thecrusha December 15, 2010

Monocelebpic

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007