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Moitachoke

A word created by some kid in his basement, it has quickly spread and now I am hearing it everywhere.

Somebody who is sexually interested in their cousins; Somebody who is extremely moronic like an inbred hillbilly.

Can be shortened to Moi or Moit.
Paul: Yu-Gi-Oh! is awesome!

Manuel: God you're a Moitachoke sometimes.

~~~~~~~

Roman: I gotta go take a poopie.

Devon: You fuckin moi...
Moitachoke by Tha Khrist June 16, 2010
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The smartest mf around. Earth was blessed for providing a habitable place for this splendid being. He, who requires a total of 3 hours or less of slumber to sustain his omniferous, all-embracing, all-encompassing superior mind in grand condition. He is gifted at everything he tries, he is a quick-witted, consegrated, intellectual whom no duty seems to exhaust. You sporadically see him studying ever since he is regarded intelligent whenever people around him fathom his almighty presence. Some people even bow down infront of him and call him a descendant of god himself as he was witnessed of being able to cure obnoxious retards with a single condescending nod towards that disgusting jerk-off.
He, who is believed to have acquired a certain level of divinity is regarded the most intelligent being sunrays have ever touched ever since the burst of singularity whom the universe originates from. Every word he speaks produces cosmic energy which eventually results in occasional gamma lightning, supernovae and the gradual dilation of the universe. The Greeks eventually predicted such being being born in the future, thus they named the goddess of the grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment, he who presided over grains and the fertility of the earth after him.
*door to a classroom opens and he who is almighty enters the room and illuminates the room with divine light and thus leaves the peasents dazzled*

Person 1: "WOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!? WHAT IS THAT LIGHT?!?! DID JESUS REINCARNATE AND START TO ATTEND PHYSICS CLASS?!?"
Person 2 *kneeling down and praying towards the almighty being*: "You dense mf!!! No! It's just Mitar attending class today, now kneel down and appreciate his presence you imbecile fuckwit!"
Mitar by He who possesses a huge dong September 18, 2018
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An acronym for “More intense then acid” created by the late Lloydya thine Lohsey.
MITA by TheRealMVP’S May 27, 2020
There are two types of Miitards:

1.) Someone who obviously used the Wii U's "Create Mii From Photo" option to create their Mii. Such Miis tend to have large noses, small eyebrows that are far apart, small eyes that are spread far apart, and V-shaped mouths.

2.) Someone whose Mii is barely different from the default Mii.
"Look at that miitard. He couldn't have took the time to make sure his Mii actually looks like him?"
"And look at that Mii over there. It's barely been changed at all."
"Miitards, man..."
miitard by Sir Jolteon June 21, 2016
A one in a trillion kind girl, who normally don't like pets, especially dogs but still refers to people who are close to her as Dogs. She's fun to be around plus she has a hilariously funny way of laughing which gets you laughing even more, ha-ha-ha-ha. She's dramatic, funny, dangerous but beautiful and hot. She's a cute little sloth bear with a heart warming smile. She's irresistible, in a good way of course. She's understanding, smort and mature, but also she's a kind who can dump you for a chocolate.
If you've her, you're damn lucky...
Unlucky guy : I've money, car, bungalow what do you have?

Lucky Me : Huh, I've Mitali.
Mitali by 123mictestbabytobaby November 25, 2021

Ryoko Mitake

one of the finest Japanese AV (porno) stars. except she has an annoying squeaky voice when pleasured.
My life's goal is to plug Ryoko Mitake and fill her with my juice.
Ryoko Mitake by ryoko mitake August 27, 2003

Mitagongatoy 

A bird in the Australian bush, most commonly known for making the sound, "Mitagongatoye", when responding to the Kipacupalow.
The Mitagongatoy replied loudly to the Kipacupalow bird.
Mitagongatoy by Bazza23 October 27, 2008