Mitchi

The best person in the world. Loving and amazing.

Also tells great jokes.

"Do you know Mitchi?"
"Oh yeah, they're awesome af!"

by BluepatchTheDog May 23, 2018

matching sweat

A way to proudly say you are working hard and putting forth great effort. Literal or metaphorical sweat is equivalent to (matching) the difficulty of a task and the work being done. Also used when you are trying as hard as another person while competing, working together, or comparing. You are trying to match their sweat/effort.

She worked up on that ladder for hours. Girl was matching sweat.

by Gwen Vio November 4, 2017

Mitachingy

A hot looking smile, hot enough to steal yo girl

Yo my girl left me for the dude who gave her the mitachingy smile

by Toeman_6 December 20, 2020

Mitchnutro

A Mitchnutro is an ejaculation from a male penis that is equal to or greater than 2 fluid ounces(59ml) in volume.

Next time you decide to mitchnutro on me could you aim for my chest instead of my eyes? Is it in my hair? It is isn't it? You mitchnutro'd in my hair that I just had styled 3 hours ago, next time your jacking off an hour before we have sex. Nobody can mitchnutro twice in a day can they?

by SenorSauce April 23, 2021

KICKING MITCHIE

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020

Mitchness

1. The state of being Mitch. i.e. Mitchness

2. The person (proper). i.e. The Mitchness

The Mitchness will be at the bar with all his girls, let's go!

by Life and Times of Brian June 15, 2010

Mitchism

A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

by Smokey The Bear March 31, 2005