Mistletoes

Athlete's Foot for elves

Elf 1: Hey, why isn't Elf 3 working today
Elf 2: He came down with a bad case of mistletoes.

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021

cambodian mistletoe

A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.

Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."

Jeremy: "What happened next?!"

Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."

by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010

mistletoe

Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.

while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.

by kupal power January 16, 2011

Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.

Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"

by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011

mistletoey

That state of arousal that only appears after consuming a great deal of alcohol during the office Christmas party for a work colleague who wouldn't normally make the heart race in every-day interaction. Not to be confused with missiletoey.

Did you notice that Nancy from accounts went home with the intern? She doesn't even like boys normally. That potent eggnog must have made her mistletoey.

by comedy_nerd December 27, 2011

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25

Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017