Mississippi Haunted House 

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.

Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”

Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”

Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”

Mississippi Haunted House by ButtleLicker69420 January 14, 2020

Mighty Mississippi 

1. n. Nickname for the Mississippi River, the second longest river in the United States.

2. n., adj. When your crap is so muddy and foul, you can catch catfish in it.

Tippy: Come take a look at this - I just crapped the Mighty Mississippi!
Playa: Oh, Gawd! Did you break a levee?

Mighty Mississippi by oso31 June 28, 2008

One Mississauga 

The Canadian way of counting in Mississippi's.

One Mississauga, two Mississauga, three Mississauga

One Mississauga by Nickthedick55555 December 20, 2018

Mississippi Levee Break 

When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.

I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .

Mississippi Levee Break by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Mississippi Bullwhip 

Shitting in a tube/tall sock and beating someone with it

I gave that bitch a Mississippi Bullwhip last night.

Mississippi Bullwhip by Joe Bond May 16, 2006

Mississippi blizzard

When the booty poppin good so you spray some whip cream on your 10 in big black cock and shove it into the pussy. Then you eat it raw just like eating a blizzard.

dude i gave shenequa the Mississippi blizzard of a life time she was so white after

Mississippi blizzard by benhickdaddy123 November 29, 2016

Mississauga 

Urban sprawl west of Toronto made up of quaint but overly copy-pasted,monotonous tract housing,strip malls and parking lots. the city lacks a definitive identity and admits to being an experiment and cheap land-grab for Toronto developers. Demographics include 99% automobiles and 1% random granny pedestrian. crime is low for the reason that no one exists outside of an automobile to perform such acts and because everyone is content with the easy living of their welfare and leased cars.

person #1: "have you ever seen anyone in mississauga?"

person #2: "no, that's because there all inside cars".

Mississauga by poame November 27, 2010