Skip to main content

Missing Miss Charlene

An Awesome song by the finnish band, Lordi.
off the album "deadache" the song is about a young girl, called Charlene who suddenly disappears without a trace and the description of the village without her hence "The playground is forsaken, cold and greying," meaning that she was the light of the village.
rocker1 "dude did you hear that Lordi song "Missing miss charrlene"?

rocker 2 " yeah it's a brilliant song ,i have the lyrics in my pocket"
Now there was something about her
She made the villagers smile
How could anybody wanna hurt her
And wanna make her mommy cry

Angels high
The devil now walks amongst manking
Heavens high
A lock of golden hair was all that's left behind
She's outta sight

Whatever happened to the little lady
In the darkness she's forever waiting
The light is gone but hope is never fading
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

The playground is forsaken, cold and greying
The silence muting all the nightbirds wailing
These woods are heartless and there's no escaping
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

A monster stole dear Charlene for good

Taking pitchforks and torches
Hunting down the one they will blame
They are obsesses to see the smoking scorches
Forgetting little miss Arcane

These shady woods belie forbidden secrets
The swings are moving by themself at sunset
Her golden hair is tangled, skin is all wet
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

There is something buried in my backyard
The dogs are crazy, they are digging real hard
If they dig enough they might go too far
But she's not there, she and her golden hair
No, she's not there

A monster stole dear Charlene
by Metalfan 2010 November 3, 2010
mugGet the Missing Miss Charlene mug.

misting booth

A move very similar to bukakke but 4+ women surround the guy and simultaneously squirt in his face
Bro last night was the tits. 4 girls at once...
Please tell me you stepped into the misting booth.
Of course. Shit got soaked
by nosenuggets March 29, 2015
mugGet the misting booth mug.

Missing Context

Most likely a true statement, commonly mislabeled by Facebook fact-checkers.
FB poster: Hunter Biden is a crack head
FB fact checker: This is missing context
by 813TB March 9, 2021
mugGet the Missing Context mug.
The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.
A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.

B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.

A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.
by NachoBeez October 24, 2010
mugGet the Professor Missing Link Syndrome mug.

Missing

John: my dad is missing because he had problems
by Forever lonely October 15, 2017
mugGet the Missing mug.

missing link

A man who is covered head to toe with thick and wiry hair. He's so hairy, he's the missing link that connects humans to apes.
Joe: "Damn, it's 115 degrees out here. Why doesn't Tom take off his shirt?"
Dick "That poor bastard is so hairy, he got tired of being called the missing link."
by Crapholio July 30, 2005
mugGet the missing link mug.

Missing Black Woman Formation

Coined in Scott Westerfeld's book, So Yesterday, the Missing Black Woman Formation (sometimes called MBWF) is when, in popular media, there is a Caucasian female, a Caucasian male and one African American male together in a group. Together, they are meant to represent all walks of cultural identity, and at that effort, they fail.

It is usually used in a negative context.
The Matrix totally had a case of the Missing Black Woman Formation.
by Pitseleh January 10, 2009
mugGet the Missing Black Woman Formation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email