If you have gone here in the past you will be nothing but disappointed, all the currant students care about is, politics, drugs, a overrated sport, wearing dark goth makeup and scaring the children, hating on people, pretending to be a farmer, and hallway fights. This school is probably 99% white, 50% of witch will never leave this town long term unless it’s for Florida like the rest of this state. And the other will never come back. Just about all of the teachers are liberal. And most jocks are sexist, racist, and drink 5 water bottles a day for the “sport” but it’s probably to go to the bathroom and hit there buddies vape.
You go to Washington high school, Missouri? “Yeah tomorrow’s tractor day, can’t wait to see the cows!”
Have you heard about what happened at washington? “No but I bet it was another bomb threat”
Have you heard about what happened at washington? “No but I bet it was another bomb threat”
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Small hick city out in the middle of bum-fucked egypt. Walmart is the mall of this town, and it's not even a super-center. Rednecks galore!
by wanda-jewel June 14, 2008
Get the buffalo, missouri mug.A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.
Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.
Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?
Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?
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Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
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