Man muscles

The type of muscles that develop as a guy transitions from teen/young adult to full fledged man. It is accompanied by a gain in strength and usually happens between the ages of 26-28. Man muscles aren't bigger, but they are rock hard and will allow men to beat much "stronger" young men in things like arm wrestling and give them greater endurance in repetitive hard labor.

You think Bryce Harper is a good player now? Just wait until he gets his man muscles! or Now that LeBron James has his man muscles the rest of the NBA doesn't stand a chance.

by scrapple000 May 2, 2013

glamour muscles

The muscles worked out for showing off to the ladies. Chest and arms.

"Yo Chinagirl, you want to go to lunch at 2?" "No, I've gotta work my glamour muscles."

by oriental peach cobbler November 20, 2009

Bachelor Muscles

Refers to the forearm muscles. This is because these muscles get plenty of work when you are a bachelor without a woman.

Guy 1: "Man, my forearms are killing me after rock climbing yesterday!"
Guy 2: "Not me, my bachelor muscles are in tip-top condition these days!"

by carson65 September 15, 2009

Slut muscles

Slut muscles refers to any muscles that sluts use on a regular basis; inner thighs, hip flexors, as well as the pelvic (vaginal) muscles.

My slut muscles hurt....can you make them feel better?

by Livi-Whip November 14, 2010

e-muscles

One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.

He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.

by ponzi_joe May 14, 2013

misclean

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.

Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

Cyber Muscles

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.

Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.

Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.

by vogie6 January 14, 2011