Marletta

A beautiful girl that loves all dogs but hates all people

Marletta

by Froggiffer April 13, 2020

Marlettnophobia

The fear of yardsticks.

“Are you scared of any thing?”
“Yeah, I have Marlettnophobia...”

by numbnut January 30, 2019

Midleton

A large town in Cork, Ireland on the way to Waterford and Rosslare Harbour.

Sometimes the town is confused with the town in England called Middleton.

Midleton is a crazy old town to live in.

by CrypticCurrency April 7, 2022

millet

Pronounced "mill-lay", (i.e. fillet). A term for toilet, bathroom, water closet, etc. The word's origins lie in the misinterpretation of blackletter type characters on a bathroom door which actually read "toilet", not "millet". The word is most appropriately used with a slight British accent.

Pardon me, I've got to go use the millet.

by Aaron TW February 7, 2007

Mileted

When someone says they'll be somewhere, and they don't show up.

Girl 1: Hey, I thought you said John was coming tonight.

Girl 2: He told me he was gonna be here.

Girl 1: We got Mileted.

by CorpusGirl December 20, 2019

midleton

the area between one's balls and asshole; see gooch

I shaved my middleton cause the hair was makin my balls sweat

by mr midleton May 13, 2005

Milléts

When you're shopping at Millets and you want to sound posh, you call it Milléts (pronounced mill-ays)

Josh: Where did you get those shoes?
Nat: Milléts!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 29, 2005