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Salt Mines

The last place on earth you'd want to be.
Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines
by YournextBunny08 October 21, 2010
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it aint mines

The paternity test came back negative; the baby doesn't belong to me.
"Yo Tina, I told your slutty ass, that baby....it aint mines!"

"Heidi is a tramp, she has done the nasty with everyone in the hood, shit....it aint mines."
by jayzzzzzzzzzzzzzz August 29, 2006
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Colorado School of Mines

A small public engineering college in Golden, Colorado. While heralded as one of the most prestigious engineering colleges in the country, mines suffers from an absurdly imbalanced male-female ratio. Dating at mines for men is a perpetual state of being cock-blocked, as the number of single straight females at the university is somewhere in the single-digits.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
by Mines is gay September 29, 2021
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get mines

To take what is rightfully yours. it could be money, weed, girls, grades, anything.
Damn rachel is looking fine as shit, imma get mines tonight.
by dap man October 24, 2007
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Thetford Mines

A small city where everyone knows everyone, where there's rock piles everywhere, where's there's always snow, where it's always cold.

Small english Comunity lives there.

Abestos mining.
Person#1: Wanna go to Thetford Mines?

Person #2: Where the fu** is that?!
by DEATHCAUSECHEESE January 22, 2012
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Colorado School of Mines

A sausage fest masquerading as an education. See sausage fest.
I went to the Colorado School of Mines to fulfill my dreams, but it turned out to be more or less a rapey sausage fest.
by JonathanSwift April 11, 2013
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lego mines

Strategically placed Legos, used to wound or maim the unfortunate idiot to step on them.
"I went into the kids room, the fucker has lego mines all over his room. Its not safe there."
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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