Mork and Mindy

When you take 2 oppositely affecting drugs, usually a stimulant and a depressant, at the same time.

Hey bro, wanna do a Mork and Mindy tonight?

by Bigpeenbean March 5, 2021

Dip a Mindi

When sitting on a public restroom toilet and evacuating a long piece of fecal matter that reaches the water, and abruptly frightened by someone knocking on the door such that you retract the entire turd back into your body.

"I was dropping the longest deuce ever when some jack-ass started kicking the door down and made me dip a mindi!"

by Not-Bean August 19, 2008

stiff mindy

When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy

Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy

by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017

Mindy Slate

A fine ass girl that's the shizznit.

Sup Mindy, we go out later.

by Dedifier October 14, 2003

Skula-mindi

A person who has an insatiable hunger for cock and an unquenchable thirst for cum, even complaining after receiving the biggest of loads.

Last night, after taking two massive loads in her ass and pussy, the little skula-mindi still begged to taste a load in her mouth.

by Ezy-G May 30, 2021

Mindy Bennett

Well, hey, I can dream, can't I?

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Andrew and Mindy Bennett. (see also Mindy McPherson.)

by Andrew Bennett May 4, 2004

Mindy Lynn

A small town girl with a big-time smile!!!!
She's a hot Milf so beautiful that she has 2 husbands because one just isn't enough where's the fun in that😜

Damn did you see Mindy Lynn walk into to church this morning!!!!
Have I died and gone to heaven ?
I'm going to have to have a come to Jesus moment!!!
Damn she's fine. Her husband is one lucky man!!!!
Her husband's pretty sexy too. He likes to hold my hand in public. Hold me tight at night 😘

by husband#2butreally#1akaDilf August 6, 2023