by le meme January 1, 2018
Get the mommy mug.When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.
Happy Veteran's Day!
Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)
Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)
by agentrant February 3, 2012
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A parent who insists on treating their preteen child / children like babies. Specifically meeting with them during team lunches for sports teams their child participates in.
Look at that mommy luncher, she didn't have time to eat her lunch because she was blowing on her 12 year old son's hot chocolate to cool it off and then needed to put dressing on her 14 year old daughter's salad. She may not have enough energy to follow their ski lesson around this afternoon.
by DiscoChuck January 31, 2015
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by gothmommy55 April 18, 2021
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if someone says this in your comment section it means you are sexy
if someone says this in your comment section it means you are sexy
by kawaiifish November 20, 2021
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by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021
Get the Mommy Dimitrescu mug.Mommy issues is actually the exact opposite of being a momma's boy. Just like having Daddy issues is the opposite of being a daddy's girl.
A guy who didn't have a mother (figure) or that hasn't had a close relationship to her, lacking motherly care.
A guy who didn't have a mother (figure) or that hasn't had a close relationship to her, lacking motherly care.
" Guys with mommy issues usually turn out to be players and seek women affection through sex/ have bad image of women. Or think they want a gf/wife but really want a girl to act like their mommy. Also usually those with commitment issues too"
by Mg3000 October 25, 2012
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