i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

oat milk

a type of plant milk commonly consumed by the queer community. often used in iced coffee.
(disclaimer: not everyone who drinks oat milk is gay... but i mean)

"alright, and what type of milk do you want with your latte?"
"do you guys have oat milk?"
"( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by icedlavenderlatte December 21, 2021

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

No More Mommy's Milk to dring

No longer avaible dring it ,and stuck it forever be a acting baby

o ga o ga oga

No More Mommy's Milk to dring

by Whoarereallycare August 30, 2023

milk scrotum

The convenient elastic mesh pouch in the rear of a SUV which holds a gallon container of milk.

I used to worry about milk spilling in my car every time I went around a corner and the gallon of milk tipped over. Now I just place it into the milk scrotum and never have to worry because it holds it tight and close to the body of the car.

by Sidney's natural resources April 30, 2019

milhice

plural of milhouse

Lisa: "Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter, not like they're a bunch of milhice. "
*silence*

Lisa: "What? It's the plural of milhouse look it up."

by MrMysteryy July 13, 2019

Milk pods

A juvenile English colloquialism of yesteryear, once used by schoolboys, to describe the breasts of a lady.

‘Cor, blimey, look at the curvy new French teacher - I wouldn’t mind turning on the taps on her milk pods!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 17, 2023