Simp Milker

A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.

Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything

by festerq105 February 24, 2022

Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.

"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.

by S Wall September 24, 2005

Big fat mommy milker

Big anime bahooga bahloos, BIG bahunka bahlunkio's

Hey have you seen you're moms big fat mommy milkers?

by Zithro junior February 9, 2021

Cock Milker

A person who engages with sexual activity with men on a level that is neither respectable nor healthy, usually multiple men per day/night. The Cock Milker's lust for dick derives from their uncontrollable craving for semen, ravenously pleasuring cocks so they may harvest their sticky load. It's almost as if the creamy yield sustains their well being.

Person 1: "Elizabeth barricaded herself in that gloryhole! We've been trying to get her out for three hours now!"

Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."

by ShitLeopard February 4, 2014

dick milker

Someone who milks dicks.

Damn g, dawn was a total dick milker last night!

by J.T. murda June 25, 2008

Penis Milker

Someone who milks the penis like a cow tit when giving a handjob. It can also be an insult.

"She was a good penis milker"

"Youre such a penis milker!"

by Shenis Honey January 9, 2013

Moose Milker

A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.

That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.

by Pipe55 March 13, 2010