Milford, CT

Quite possibly the best place to live in Connecticut.

Let’s go to the coziest town in Connecticut, Milford, CT.

by Hello2019 March 11, 2019

milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016

milfodrome

Typically a small and tacky discoteque where the MILF's and sometimes their daughters go for a spin once a week.

Luk: Hi mate, how was last night?
Rafael: We went to that milfodrome you recommended and I laid a couple of hot mums.
Luk: Sweet, it is such easy hunt!

by themilfonian February 10, 2012

West Milford

okay well west milford is full of a few things. delis. pizzs places. bars. SLUTS AND DRUGS. alot of hicks live here. they are really racist too. not cool. most people end up working at gas stations therye whoole life and no one really leaves. they always come back haa. but its not too bad. you always have connections and the high schools pretty cool too. bomb threats and dead dears in the halls. and smelly vents. but i wouldnt recommend sending ur children to the school. they might become sluts, drug addicts, and end up in a rehab center. most people in wm usually do end up there at least once in there life. and they always stay clean for a few weeks until they know they can do it again. oh and weed isnt even a drug here its like just someting to do cause theres nothing else to do. unless ya wonna hang out in shoprite parking lot...and smoke haha.
even though everythin sucks about it you wont wonna live anywhere else. its like amazing here and everyone does lovee it hahaha

girl 1 "im a whore lets go get high and have sex"
girl 2 " but i dont do that...o wait jk im a whore too! yay! im only 12!!!!"
girl 1: "duh you are from west milfordd!"

by hahahahaha ya know October 4, 2008

West Milford Soda Machine

A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.

Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.

That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.

by Thefatkidisheres February 11, 2010

Milfordspectophobia

The feeling that somewhere, somehow, the world's most transparent rapist is watching you.

Sufferers of Milfordspectophobia might believe that Ceiling Jack is watching them masturbate.

by majorwalrus April 23, 2010

Milford

a collection or gathering of attractive young to middle age mothers who guys want to bone.

The PTA meeting was referred to as a Milford

by Rod Munch August 11, 2003