dirty mikhail

The act of getting so high you have sex with a rubber chicken then take the chicken and beat a mfer with your generations that'll never come

I saw my roommate get so high he did a dirty Mikhail to our other roommate that slept with his girl

by Random person in the US of A June 20, 2023

Mikhail Gorbachev

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006

Mikhail Less

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.

"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me

by Dave March 25, 2004

mikhail gorbachev

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.

Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?

by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006

Mikhail Medina

Mikhail is my lord and savior. I have a religion based off of him. He gets his ass eaten on the daily and taught me how to put the shot.

I wish I was Mikhail Medina, I’ll go kill my self now

by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018

Mikhail

Mikhail is a dude where he would snitch no matter what the circumstances. He cannot stop his urge of snitching and you wouldn't want to get close to him because whenever you're doing shit, he would report them to tha police. His friends call him 'small cock' because he is short and he lacks skills in bed. He wouldn't hesitate to snitch whenever and wherever, and he's the type of guy who would dick and dash on a girl(if he can get one).

Person 1: Fuck that Mikhail. He snitched on me again!
Person 2: Man, this shit happens every time Im doing shit. Mikhail's a bitch

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 May 3, 2018

mikhail buyer

Shitty dumbass
Ugly very unattractive prick

Mikhail Buyer is unloved

by Dats funny June 20, 2017