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daddy i wanna smashhhh
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Mikhail

Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Tolmachev will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name Mikhail!
"I wish I was like Mikhail

Life would be perfect!"
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Mikhail

Always a Apple fan boy, who loves Tim Cook and loves USB-C, always the same Mikhails…
Mikhail is a common name that likes Apple
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Mikhail

A wasian male with pitch dark hair and eyes. He is quiet and has an attractive appearance (has beauty mark under his left eye). He is good at music and a die-hard gamer. However, the best suggestion is to not get too close to Mikhail. He is better off on his own. Let him be.
I wish both get an internship in U.S., Mikhail!
by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022
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Mikhail Tal

Mikhail Tal was a famous chess player known for his tactical ability and sacrifices. In 1960, he won the world championship against Mikhail Botvinnik. Botvinnik won the world champion title back one year later, but Tal had to take time away from chess because of health problems. Tal was a heavy smoker and drinker, and he died on June 27, 1992 of kidney failure. He is arguably the best chess player of all time.
Mikhail Tal won the world championship in 1960, lost it in 1961, and died in 1992. He was probably the best player tactically.
by BasicLvrCH8r February 15, 2008
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.
"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "
by Dave March 25, 2004
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