Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.

Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Mike Dupp

The greatest rapper of all time

Mike Dupp got the dopest songs on the internet

by MikeDupp July 6, 2020

2 Mike Dyke

Like a two beer queer except you're drinking mikes hard lemonades.

Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"

by turndown4chay December 28, 2015

Mike Dirnt

A dirty whore

"Mike Dirnt's a dirty whore"

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019

mike drunkbeater

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

by KaBoom January 24, 2014