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cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.
dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts
by Dopeldog January 15, 2011
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Arabic migraine

When a Arabic person gives you a head ache
A man he gave me a Arabic migraine
by Selvester the cat February 16, 2018
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The Migraine Stopper

An orgasm so good it just completely annihilates your headache or migraine.
"OH man I just had the worst headache but I went into the bathroom and busted The Migraine Stopper and now I'm good."
by ukownphantom October 15, 2020
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dick migraine

The effect of "rubbing the schnitzel" too often.
Girl: do you want to bone?
Guy: sorry. I have a dick migraine. Maybe some other time.
by DocX December 25, 2014
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butthole migraine

An approximate shooting pain every 5-13 seconds not in your external butt but in your poop hole
"I have a pain in my literal butthole...it feels like a migraine...a butthole migraine!"
by Ourasseswerekicked December 19, 2013
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anal migraine

Anal Mirgraine - (N)when someone exceeds the description, qualifications, and characteristics of being a pain in the ass.
Mary can be a real anal migraine when she gets drunk, she gets moody and real bitchy.

You are such an asshole and a jerk, you are giving me an anal migraine.
by FaFafooey February 20, 2014
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Chronic Migraine

Basically a Migraine but ongoing, possibly forever, and some times you'll get the lucky days where you don't have a Migraine then be crying in the darkness on the floor the next day.
It drains the person mentally, physically and emotionally, so please Do Not Disturb.
''I feel like I'm dying from the inside''
''Why?''
''I'm a Chronic Migraine sufferer.
by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017
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