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Pippa Middletoned

To be intentionally upstaged on your wedding day by your more attractive, sluttier sister
Stop weeping child, Mummy is here. I know it is frightfully unfair to be usurped by anyone on your own very special day! The fact of the matter is that you've just been Pippa Middletoned by your slag of a sister.
by PokerBroker9 May 31, 2011
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muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome
Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.
by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017
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Fare to Middleton

A Manchester version of the phrase "fair to middilin'", Middleton being a town in north Manchester. As used on Coronation Street.
When asked "hows things" in the Rovers, Stan Ogden replied "Fare to Middleton".
by peakwin August 3, 2007
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muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!
Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.
by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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Middletoning

the process of becoming princess-skinny in anticipation of a major life event
Look at how good Kate looks... She's been Middletoning since January for the summer.
by TokenEthnic April 16, 2011
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brandon middleton

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017
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