micronews

News items that make national headlines that are really non-news items.

The picture of President Trump and his family with the Pope frowning is micronews that no one should have seen or cared about.

by Big B of Memphis May 25, 2017

Microsneeze

A small sneeze when you are sick at work but you don't want anybody to think you have covid

It was quite in the room so tisha microsneezed bc she didn't want anyone to think she had covid

by Booty slapper 12345 November 27, 2020

Microfone

You're just stupid...

Can I borrow you're microfone

by higogogaga April 5, 2023

microconidia

(n). The powerhouse of the cell

The microconidia is the powerhouse of the cell

by Desiderius Erasmus December 18, 2017

micronesian

black islanders with gold teeth, they are known as gangster posers, they usually live in hawaii, they are thieves; shoplifting, steals free samples etc.

hoooo boy micronesians piss me off big time boo, ima exterminate them after graduating highschool. said ak

by xXchronic8o8Xx June 14, 2009

micronesians

Pacific Islanders from the Micronesian region (FSM, Palau, Marshall Islands, Marianas) who are hardworking, generous, helpful and will willingly agree to assist their fellow micronesian, even when it comes to fighting, BUT will only resort to violence if they feel threatened or discriminated against. Although Micronesians work hard, they also enjoy living a laid back, "go with the flow" kind of lifestyle. Because of that, it might be the reason why Micronesians are also one of the most misunderstood race, especially the Micronesians residing in Hawaii and in Guam, where they are sometimes labelled as "gangster wannabes" , "beggars", or "thieves".

Man 1: Dude, what do you got against us Micronesians?
Man 2: You guys are lazy, most of you guys are usually drunk, and you guys are stealing money out of our pockets...
Man 1: Have you been to anywhere in Micronesia before?
Man 2: No..
Man 1: Then why so judgmental?
Man 2: Because of all the negative news about you people...
Man 1: So you judging us because of a few bad eggs? Ok, you know what? If you can prove to me that your race has no alcoholics, no beggars, no drug addicts, and no criminals, I will agrre with you that the Micronesians are bad people and that we should be ashamed of who we are...
Man 2: ...

by MicroBoii691 October 21, 2012

Micronation

A small, usually unrecognised state or country. Micronation's are formed using the declarative theory of sovereignty, and that means it is only relevant within said Micronation's boarders.

"I am the founder of my own Micronation, no-one has recognised us, yet..."

by Bman111 February 18, 2017