Microphoning

Holding up the rotation to tell a story.

As soon as Billy got the blunt he told us a story, but all I cared about was the blunt because I was next in the rotation. I told him to puff puff, and stop microphoning.

by evodievo January 13, 2009

Owen's microphone

Non existent, void, lacking in physical form

Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.

by Sanguine Pendulum June 11, 2018

micromaphone

An awesome way to say microphone

hey man turn on your micromaphone so we can talks

by Brown_Cat April 28, 2009

microphobia

When someone does not want to talk on a microphone.

My girlfriend doesn't want to talk on mic, she has microphobia.

by Killercoke2 May 23, 2016

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 30, 2007

air microphone

The invisible microphone often used when singing along with much emotion at the top of your voice to your favourite songs. Often accompanied by a bed or table as a stage. Similar to an air guitar.

When No Air came on the radio I knew I only had 16 seconds to find my air microphone.

by GenieA August 16, 2010