macro-microwaving

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.

Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Macro

A person that is sexually aroused by someone of greater stature. Commonly used to describe men that are sexually aroused by the thought of a gigantic woman. A person that loves giantesses.

The sexy Giantess was worshipped by her macro men.

by Maximizor February 4, 2006

macro

A shitty image with text whose shittiness either far exceeds the shittiness of the image or is somewhat comparable.

the following is a link to a shitty macro:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/sktay
other examples of macros occur at:
http://www.lolcats.com

by Faraday McMeaty December 10, 2008

Macro

Something that is way cool. Too big to be described as merely "awesome". Opposite of micro.

Did you see that movie? That shit's way macro.

by UrbanFool1234555 December 9, 2008

Macro

1. (N proper) One who has sex with many many women, preying on them generally when they are exceptionally drunk. These women are usually students. The name developed from the term "macrophage"; a human cell which devours any form of foreign material without discrimination. It was given to a medical student at Glasgow after a streak of returning to women's homes after an evening in what was called his "Sex for Shelter" campaign, since said medical student had nowhere to live.

2. (V) The act of chatting up random drunk women and taking them home from a nightclub. Often, this requires many rejections or false starts before a women is successfully "phagocytosed".

1. Check out Macro with that fat bird.

2. I'm gonna be Macroin it up in the Hive tonight!

by Macrophage June 12, 2006

macro

Someone who carries the obsessive compulsive disorder of Not Shutting Up (NSU). Believes to be a an all star human that has the highest of intelligence but is often laughed at for his lack of common sense and true idiocy. If he would be quiet once in awhile, people make enjoy his company.

Dude, that guy has way too much macro going on.

by Peteyboy007 March 27, 2008

Macro

A large Hoe, or a hoe with large breasts or a large ass.

" Yo Mike, check them breasts on that macro."

by Gerald January 12, 2005