by Homedepot is all i can get August 27, 2017
a fuck up who can never do anything right he knows he fucks up all the time and knows everyone tells him that he does too
by wright February 23, 2017
the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
by slayerr August 24, 2007
michaels very attractive gets all the ladies attention . but is a cheating whore that is desperate for sex . literally will pay for sex u desperate ass bitch . he’ll be in a relationship with someone and still go out of his way and ask for another girls nudes just for it to get out to the entire school and for the girl to be embarrassed and just an emotional reck all bc michael petite thought it would be cool to let it out into the world that he got nudes from a 14 year old. lame ass who tf carries nudes in middle school kids still busting out piss and u happy u for nudes counting up all the nudes in ur phone cocky ass bitch . and most importantly who tf loses their virginity in middle school little ass kids spreading their legs to peanut sized penis . y’all nasty asf .
-SMMS
-SMMS
by shrekchokeme June 08, 2019
the cutest, sweetest, understanding guy you will ever meet. he is a great listener and if you ever meet a Michael hold on to him because there is no one better.
"oh my gosh! michael asked me out!"
by Zazasjzsjdjxj February 28, 2018
by Gabe aka loves pizza orgys July 30, 2018
fittest guy youll ever meet, especially if he has brown hair. gets all the girls and guys and has a fit body. very smart, cute, empathic and fit 10/10 would reccomend
by \(//∇//)\ December 31, 2019