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release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
by Mr. Spy August 12, 2007
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Faith Melton

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is constantly smiling, and being around her will always make you feel great. If you ever need to feel better go see her and you will.
person 1: Have you met Faith Melton?
person 2: Yeah, she is always smiling and makes everybody happy!
by fr0gp3rson February 19, 2015
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Meteora

Meteora is a Studio Album released by the American band Linkin Park. This cd was released in 2003, and it featured 13 tracks completely original by that time. From the 13 tracks of the disc, 4 of them were promoted in radio and television. These tracks had a music video produced by the band members together with Warner Brothers Records, Linkin Park's Sponsor. These 4 tracks are in the order of the disc:

#3 - Somewhere I Belong
#7 - Faint
#9 - Breaking The Habit
#13 - Numb

Even though some tracks from this album were not made as popular as the ones named above, most fans refer to them as some of the best the group has ever produced. A vivid example is the tenth track of the disc: "Session", which is completely instrumental.

After Meteora, Linkin Park experienced an almost 4 year hiatus. During this period of time, the band separated to start other projects of their own, but they released a new album on April 2007, titled "Minutes To Midnight".
"Meteora" is Linkin Park's third studio album.
by mannyalvarez August 3, 2007
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Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.
Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit
by mertonfan December 30, 2010
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Bathroom Meteorologist

A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off
Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist
by BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 November 25, 2010
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Matton

A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.
"OMG! I hear Matton is going to the party tonight! he is SO hot!"
by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012
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MentoskaPraha

to be a chatbot or a bad texter on an online chatting platform (eg. Discord)
"You are such a bad texter"
"No you are MentoskaPraha"
by Pilot64 January 20, 2023
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