The Crystal Method

America's answer to the Chemical Brothers. Formed in 1993 by Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland. Albums by them are: Vegas, Tweekend, and Legion of Boom.

I was listening to tweekend the other day, and my dog started breakdancing. I was like OMGWTFBBQ!??!?

by filthynastydirtypervertedpoosnatcher December 27, 2004

method boy

A person who likes to come up with various theories and concept which are overly exaggerated or flat out untrue. This may range from things such as human physiology to theories about the universe. The method boy also sources his knowledge from various publications, namely FHM and Penthouse.

Method Boy: Did you know that aborbing natural moonlight can cure you of acne?

Person 1: Really? where did you read this?

M.B: It was in FHM.

by Dek Lak Karn January 22, 2008

Methodist Ladies College

Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.

"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."

by MoreCoffee May 22, 2019

agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Lozens Method

A popular way of drinking alcohol at a party or other event, Lozens Method is having a beer in one hand and a liquor based drink in the other hand. Also referred to as 'going two handed'

Man I didn't know what to have first, a beer or a rum and coke...so I decided to use Lozens Method and just have both.

by Lord Elsington Halsdingworth June 30, 2009

method man

The most under rated rapper ever.
Aka (Tical, Johny blaze, Iron lung)

Doc hold my coat I'm bout to go low. Titanic mc rock the boat Meth, tone def rhyme microphone sex line.
Next time dont forget the teck nine, step.
Bob digital context is critical, boomb threat theese individiual that's on deck.
So you the illest nigga in nebraska, hell nah it's the master, number sixteen party crasher, flex.
I think too much I drink too much my crew dont' realy give two fucks about you ducks, we overhere shaolin what spontaneous combust when I smoke a bag of dust.
Ahh what a rush, god be the dutch, Method man and Redman starsky and hutch.
I crush m.c's can't trust niggaz, niggaz can't trust me.
I'M A KILLA !!!!

Lyrics taken from Cereal killa a song from the black out album.

by KASE ONE December 14, 2008

Socratic Method-Actor

The practice of answering every question you are asked with a repetitive question or statement, whether it makes sense to or not.

It is practiced widely in the stoner world and has it's roots with Tommy Chong from the Cheech and Chong movies and from his time on That 70's Show.

This is based on the basic belief that Socrates is the father of modern thought and that his philosophic teachings were based upon answering a student's question with a probing question in order to get the student to realize their own answer.

Only in this case it serves as a comedic outlet while you are impaired by pot or alcohol.

Tommy Chong is a Socratic Method-Actor since he can answer any question with the same question and make it funny.

Me: What are you doing here?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing here?

Me: Why are you smiling?
Tommy Chong: Why are YOU smiling?

Me: Are you stoned?
Tommy Chong: Are YOU stoned?

Me: What are you doing in Mexico?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing in Mexico?

by shailoche July 16, 2009