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Don't mess with texas

The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.
It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!
by Txgirl January 11, 2008
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messy mont

the act of eating ass and then cyphing with and uninformed squad
"yo brandon pulled a messy mont on us and we don't fuck with him anymore"
by thicc101 March 11, 2018
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Messy Monday

Messy Monday is a Monday where you know you can find the latest mess.Created by IAmZoie it quickly became popular for many people! So go on and find the MESSY MONDAY!!!
Did you see Messy Monday? It’s was so good!
by i am zoie March 15, 2019
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e-mess

When you have very disorganized folders within your computer. The mess includes, but is not limited to: music files in picture folders (and similar misplacements), more than 5 icons in your desktop, and files with names such as "sfgsrdf".
Man, I can't find my PowerPoint assignment in my computer files because I named it something random, just like I always do. I have such an e-mess.
by AnaBackwards November 22, 2011
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Spunky mess

When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.
Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.

Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.
by Hagrid Ginger plums August 1, 2017
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The Mess

Drunk as all fuck.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.
Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives
by Inbred Jethro July 22, 2019
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messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion
Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!
by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010
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