Messy Christmas 

when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere

Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."

Messy Christmas by OOGIDIBA February 22, 2009

messy bun 

a messy bun -

a hairstyle used by girls all around the globe originally used for ' lazy days' but now used for ' omg i think im cute days'

"hey girl, i love your messy bun"

"oh thanks, i just so couldn't be bothered today

messy bun by pimneke October 17, 2013

messy wedgie 

A messy wedgie is a wedgie in which something unusually messy is first put down the back of the victims underwear. This can be anything from a slimy food product or even mud. Anything that might be classified as messy could be used in a messy wedgie, they usually work well in regular underwear or panties.

I gave lisa a messy wedgie last night, i used some some ketchup and mustard we were using for our burgers. she freaked!

messy wedgie by lolsuperman July 4, 2007

Messy Mile 

Making a Journey While Cross-Legged From Needing To Excrete

"So long story short, my toilet was blocked so I had to make a messy mile"

Messy Mile by Langstoner October 5, 2016

messy crayon 

to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.

samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.

messy crayon by crimson scorch November 18, 2006

messy matt 

While people are having anal sex, someone ejaculates into someone's ass. Then, the person with jizz in their ass, farts onto someone's face, shooting the jizz out of their asshole onto someone's face, leaving them with the aroma of fart and the texture of jizz on their face.

When Brian, Eric, and Matt were having a three way during their rap group practice, Eric didnt want jizz in his ass. However, Brian jizzed in Eric's ass, so Eric in order to get revenge, pulled a Messy Matt on Brian and Matt, however Brian and Matt enjoyed it and didn't care.

messy matt by BPS is gay March 19, 2004

messy

all up in other peoples shit...never mindin your own business

the nelson twins are very messy little boys

messy by hoe #1 February 17, 2003