girls messenger

the need to tell on fellow guys to the girls to get on thier side and get wit em also known as bein a snitch or stupid fuck.

dont tell blake or maddick dude they are girls messengers

by the fuckin man February 6, 2008

messed up

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

by Mark October 13, 2003

P-Messed

When you get so pissed at someone that you defriend him or her on facebook and then create a group asking others to defriend that person as well

you must have really pissed him off because you just got P-Messed.

by P-Me$$ May 24, 2009

Leah Messer

A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.

OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!

by trickbiatch March 16, 2012

messimore

THA LAST NAME OF TWO OF THA COOLEST BROTHERS AND SISTERS YOU WILL EVER MEET IN YOUR LIFE!!! DOM'S A BALLER AND FUNNY AS HELL, AND DANIE IS HELLA FUCKIN PRETTY AND THA SWEETEST THING EVER

IF ONLY I COULD MEET DANIE AND DOM MESSIMORE LIFE WOULD BE WAY BETTER, NOW!!

by We heart u kid! October 9, 2008

Messerly

To have a masculine muff.

Oh man, that dude's muff is totally messerly.

by HelloImKuniaki August 27, 2013

Messerschmidt

A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.

"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."

by manowar27 January 28, 2014