secret mermaid 

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

secret mermaid by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

skeleton mermaid 

Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride

They got rid of the skeleton mermaid

skeleton mermaid by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018

Sewer mermaid 

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch

That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.

Sewer mermaid by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

mermaids kiss 

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

mermaids kiss by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

make some mermaids 

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.

Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.

make some mermaids by Generous Doner October 16, 2011

Mermaids 

Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.

The Mermaids saw the Wendies laughing with the boys and decide to drown them.

Mermaids by latter day snail October 11, 2010

mermaids 

myth water creatures that has a human upper-body and a big fish tail.

ex#1 the mermaids swam with grace in the blue salty water.
ex#2 mermaids are very graceful.

mermaids by Cassidt Thirtin November 28, 2006