Mercedes - an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. Mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. She'll patiently listen to you bitch forever, try to reassure you and make you laugh.
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.
Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more
Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.
Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more
Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist
You know Sheila's kitten got run over by a truck? She was just so devastated till Jenny came over and pulled a Mercedes on her.
by you know damn well who i am February 14, 2009
Get the Mercedesmug. Mercedes is a all around good person . Pretty in the face, with a fat ass that makes the world go round . She never starts shit, but will end it automatic . You don't wanna fuck with a Mercedes, even though most boys do . She's that insane friend who would do just about anything dangerous, but she has your back through hell and back . She knows how to have a good time , and is usually the life of the party .
by # killah December 26, 2016
Get the Mercedesmug. Mercedes that girl
by Ashleyy Nicole. January 20, 2009
Get the Mercedesmug. A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.
Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.
by PoopyPoo August 7, 2005
Get the Mercedesmug. THE undisputed leader in luxury. Mercedes-Benz has been and always will be the blueprint for all other luxury car companies out there. While companies like Lexus and Jaguar have tried to emulate the Mercedes magic, they're never able to capture the timeless grace and elegance of a Benz. While their US offerings are messy (see the E class and compare it with the European model, we don't even get AMG line interiors,) and their cars are expensive to maintain, a Mercedes, like a Lexus but unlike a BMW, will last you until the very end of the world. Snobs will say their new cars are ugly and overrated but I wholeheartedly disagree. Mercedes continues to innovate with industry firsts, new technology, and cutting edge interior and exterior design. A used one is excellent value for the money. Simply put, the very best car in the world. Nothing will ever compare to a Mercedes.
Henry: I have a Jaguar. I do not care much for Mercedes. They are overrated-
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
by henryfromny July 2, 2021
Get the Mercedesmug. by Aussiegoat5 July 6, 2006
Get the Mercedesmug. Mercedes are the BEST cars in the world. They are Still Made in Germany By Daimler Mercedes-Benz
Built/engineered/designed By GERMAN's in Germany by Daimler Mercedes Benz. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although they have lost a little quality over the years like Everyone else, they are still the BEST in the world as well as the makes of the FIRST car, that's right, to you people who thought Ford was, Fuck you, you are wrong.
They are NOT!!! at all a Chrysler product, Mercedes-Benz bought Chrysler, Chrysler didn't buy Mercedes. To the guy that said it was, fuck you, dumb shit
You obviously have never owned or driven a Mercedes. Even beat up old Mercedes drives better then any American or Japanese car.
Chrysler is still the same shitty ass low quality car manufacturer it always was with very little Mercedes influence and luckily Chrysler had no influence on Mercedes at all.
AGAIN, DAIMLER MERCEDES-BENZ OWNS!! CHRYSLER, CHRYSLER DOES NOT!!!!! OWN MERCEDES-BENZ, DAIMLER BENZ BOUGHT CHRYSLER.
I have owned many Mercedes from 1950's cars to new 2000 cars they are all extremely great, beautiful, high quality cars, from the first to the latest.
Built/engineered/designed By GERMAN's in Germany by Daimler Mercedes Benz. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although they have lost a little quality over the years like Everyone else, they are still the BEST in the world as well as the makes of the FIRST car, that's right, to you people who thought Ford was, Fuck you, you are wrong.
They are NOT!!! at all a Chrysler product, Mercedes-Benz bought Chrysler, Chrysler didn't buy Mercedes. To the guy that said it was, fuck you, dumb shit
You obviously have never owned or driven a Mercedes. Even beat up old Mercedes drives better then any American or Japanese car.
Chrysler is still the same shitty ass low quality car manufacturer it always was with very little Mercedes influence and luckily Chrysler had no influence on Mercedes at all.
AGAIN, DAIMLER MERCEDES-BENZ OWNS!! CHRYSLER, CHRYSLER DOES NOT!!!!! OWN MERCEDES-BENZ, DAIMLER BENZ BOUGHT CHRYSLER.
I have owned many Mercedes from 1950's cars to new 2000 cars they are all extremely great, beautiful, high quality cars, from the first to the latest.
Mercedes-Benz are the best cars in the world
American and Japanese cars suck.
Lexus is a cheap Toyota rip off of a Mercedes,
Mercedes are the Best cars, the highest quality cars.
German and Italian cars are the best cars in the world
American and Japanese cars suck.
Lexus is a cheap Toyota rip off of a Mercedes,
Mercedes are the Best cars, the highest quality cars.
German and Italian cars are the best cars in the world
by Mercedes owns November 18, 2005
Get the Mercedesmug.