Mentalpause

To be forgetful. Forgetting a name, place or date during a conversation.

"I'm suffering from mentalpause" "I'm going through mentalpause"

by Detroit Al October 5, 2008

Mensapause

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

by sneederbee December 16, 2010

menopause

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006

Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

by Gtg_actup May 29, 2020

metapause

The maturing of a young female Web surfer, when falsehoods and insults cease to flow from her typing fingers; see mantopause

She reached the age of 16, and went through metapause after reading savage youtube comments and feeling reflective on her own posts.

by FakeWords11 August 21, 2016

global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

Metapause

Whenever someone stops using the metaverse.

Gary went through severe metapause after he saw TRON: Legacy.

by Give me a high Fife October 4, 2022