Meditating Monkey

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

Meital

A girl who understands what is going on inside your head; she is beautiful and has a fun personality; Meital is very protective of the people that she is close to and is there for them whenever she can; has very big eyes

"IS THAT MEITAL!!!....... i lauv her sm -_-"

by goth coot September 24, 2020

Memetime

A timeline defined by the lifespans Internet memes and phenomena. Greatly accelerated compared to realtime due to the short duration of most memes.

Man, I remember when cat macros started. I'm pretty old in memetime.

by Kiwi 2.0 June 30, 2007

Meditech

Oxymoron of the highest degree. A medical record program that looks like it runs on a commodore 64. BUT is in active use today. It may be the single lamest implementation in medical records. Pinnacle in the ass end of medical technology. Aka Umbehrtech.

Sweet jesus, this meditech sucks worse than the time you pooped a chocolate squirrel.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

mematic

A meme making application that people really don't like

I was gonna upvote the post, but I saw it was made with mematic

by ChoccyMilkConnoisseur May 4, 2019

Mediterranean Broom

A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.

Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.

by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011

memetality

the characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking of a person or group that can be versed in a few short lines and passed off as a legitimate capacity of intelligent thought regardless of the information's validity simply because the information sounds good and is shared throughout social media sources and emails in the form of memes and tactiley as articles, billboards, and bumper stickers.

"Obama is America's First Muslim In Chief" and "Trump Quote, 1998: If I ran as president, I'd run as a republican. They're the stupidest group of voters in the country." are classic examples of misinformation and fake news that have been passed of as legitimate thoughts and attitudes and due to these thought being passed off largely in the form of memes they have greatly influenced the memetality of the masses.

by Fritzling January 18, 2017