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Melon Brothers

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Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.
Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.
by EvgenyIsGreat May 16, 2010
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Grace The Melon

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The most perfect person that has ever stepped foot on this planet. Just talking to her gives you butterflies plus a massive smile on your face.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.
Grace The Melon made my day once again.
by Sir. Lemon October 25, 2022
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No one can truly describe how amazing Melody is, She is Strong on the outside, but breakable within. Melody is a beautiful, hardworking, Lovable girl, Typically has brown hair, Brown eyes, But that's not exclusive to every Melody. Her heart is diamond, as such, Easily broken, yet priceless. She can't seem to find the right guy, but she might settle for you, No one is good enough for her, but she will fight for you if you are in need. Melody has been through a lot in her life, and only shares it with her true, best friends. She is very forgiving, but she will never trust you the way that she did. Be careful my friend, if you meet a Melody Do Not lose her, Once you do, It is easier to get into a Stronghold city, than to gain her back. She is the most beautiful, Priceless, Faithful, Wonderful girl, Yet, She is easy to break. Be careful, Be loving, Don't. Mess. Up.
I'm sorry, Melody.
I don't want to lose you, Melody.
by JoeNel December 5, 2019
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Melody is a young, beautiful girl. She's fun to be around with and is very athletic. She loves to draw. And normaly has brown or blue eyes with brown or black hair. She's strong and has a gorgeous smile. She can easily fall in love with someone, but she also can easily be broken. Melody has gone through a tough life. She cries every night and day. Tries to act strong, but it doesn't seem to work. She's good at hiding her emotions. If you ask her if she's okay, she won't be able to tell you the truth. People act like there her friends, but then they leave her. But be very careful. If you ever find a girl like Melody, don't lose her! She'll only fall for you once. But she's capable of pushing all her struggles deep down inside. Melody's the most amazing, most precious, hilarious girl I know!
"Hey! That girl's really pretty!" "Yeah, she must be a Melody."
by Nikesoccer March 19, 2015
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slippery melon

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A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
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Melon Fucker

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First used by Nathan on Channel 4 comedy Misfits.

Melon fucker refers to an individual (usually male) who is so ugly the only way they can have sex is with a melon.
"You're such a melon fucker"

"Get away from me melon fucker"
by RedBarrage September 6, 2010
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This is a type of girl(or boy, but I going to refer to "Melody" as a girl) who is loud. She is always there for you, but never cares about her own problems. She is the only person who truly understands what you have been through because she has most likely been through it herself. She has a really hard time at home and at school, but not grade-wise (she is crazy smart). She tries not to curse but doesn't care if you do. She is truly a wonderful person. Be kind, because if you hurt her it will come back at you. DON'T LOOSE HER!!!! Love her!!
Friend: "My dumbass boyfriend dumped me for some other hoe!!!"
Melody: "That's okay, you'll find a better guy!!"
**hugs**
by Derpy_Potato456 September 30, 2020
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