Megashark

The most badass predator of all time, nemesis to the giant octopus.

Oh, Shit! Megashark!!!

by the one true urdler November 24, 2009

Megashower

A term used when a person takes a shower and achieves a climactic orgasm in the process. You can bet on the fact that a shower lasting over 15 minutes is a Megashower.

sorry man. I had the greatest Megashower of my life

by Harry hermione December 3, 2010

megaswan

As pertaining to an event, item, circumstance or condition, whose outcome or result is less than favourable. Often used as an exclamation of remorse or despair.

Can alternately be used to give a polar definition, when preceded by - the.

Finally, by further addition of the suffix - est, the meaning can be reverted to the original.
The word can be written both combined - megaswan, or as separate words – mega swan. In both cases the pronunciation is the same. Unusual double capitalisation is also common in the written form – Mega Swan.

The word is thought to originate from the Hampshire area of the UK and is supposedly used as a commonplace exclamation in the fireworks industry (uncited).

For example: "That film was megaswan" "I can’t find my car keys. Megaswan!" "There's no cure? Megaswan!"

Alternately, when phrased as a positive: "Man, that party was THE megaswan!" "I love castles, they're THE megaswan." “Bring out THE megaswan!”

And finally: "That was the megaswanest magic act I’ve ever seen”

by Sam L. Clemens January 7, 2011

megaslut

A megaslut is sluttier than the average slut. She is proud to be a slut and loves at the chance to prove how slutty she is. Her eagerness to jump on a dick is unequaled and she sucks dick like a champion. A megaslut memorizes the kama sutra and can fuck in all positions. One night with a megaslut and you will feel like a new man. If you enjoy the megaslut, tell your friends and she'd be happy to get their rocks off too.

Sex with a megaslut can be addicting and will have you wanting to come back for more. She will rock your world, but remember you can't keep her all to yourself, she has many cocks to please!

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Meggin It

Term used when, during paid work hours, one does something other than their job.

I am Meggin it later today, I need to get some food shopping done.

by AndyKoopa December 15, 2022

classic megs

when your name is megan/meghan and you do something stupid and you simply don't give a shit.

"hey, did you do your social essay?"

"hahahaha no, not yet. and i probably wont... ever... i don't care about social anyway..."

"CLASSIC MEGS. OH MY GOD"

by CHLO6978 January 6, 2010

A Maggs

A threesome between you, a dictionary, & a thesaurus.

He must have had “a Maggs” to comeup with that old-world insult.

by King of Death Metal December 31, 2018