Meerkat Manor

The misfortunate (or fortunate, depending on your sexual practices) sexual mishap usually occurring amid a barbaric session of anal sex which results in the receiving party unexpectedly releasing a meerkat-like shit due to the overwhelmingly violent thrusts in and out of his or her rectum.

She Meerkat Manored all over my new pillow!

by Manny24 April 30, 2011

meerkat meeting

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.

Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...

by moolmas June 13, 2010

Meerkatting

How your spouse/significant other looks at you when they are bemused at something you are doing. He/she stands perfectly still with just a silly smirking look, waiting to see what you are going to do next.

I was sitting on the kitchen counter, painting my toenails, when I see my husband meerkatting me from the doorway.

by SuzyQ April 8, 2015

meerkat

Something that is absolutely excellent and awe inspiring

Wow that is so meerkat!

by Svenson February 13, 2004

Meerkat Dash

When a coworker known for looking and being suspicious, takes something from your desk and runs back to their desk, all the while looking like they name should be TIMON!!!! snatch and run, steal

Annie just did a meerkat dash with your Reese's pieces, Shellie. And it was so funny.

by Jx3's mom January 27, 2009

meerkatted

When you scare your gf from under the bed and then eat her out afterwards

I meerkatted my gf and she screamed and then moaned.

by DriftingGooglyEyes June 16, 2016

Meerkat

The meerkats are an alien species working together with bob the builder to dominate the universe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.

The meerkats are coming!

by tedescotime June 12, 2018