medicate 

another term for smoking weed

Person 1: yo man are you tryna medicate later this afternoon?
Person 2: Hellz yeah

medicate by maxdood January 4, 2012

3d Medical Battalion 

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than suffered by holocaust victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

3d Medical Battalion by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012

Medical Mouse 

A healer who can heal as good as Meheel but isn't quite as good as Meheel.

Tollas want's to heal as good as Meheel but obviously can't so he touches Meheels balls a lot. A prime example of a medical mouse is Meheel.

Medical Mouse by Meheel January 12, 2010

Medical Marijuana 

High quality marijuana for medicinal use grown by experienced growers AKA "Stoners that know wtf they are doing" and sold to what are called "med. clinics, the clinic, cannabis club, etc" Alot of people think Medical marijuana is just government grown marijuana and its fake but, i have news for all you idiots. Its real and, its fantastic. you are missing out.

Ricky: I want some of that medical marijuana. Let's get some hash from THE CLINIC!
Joe: Lets go. im going to get Northern lights hash, God's gift purple and some bubble kush today.

Medical Marijuana by Ricky M. July 20, 2006

Medicaid Mom 

A dumb bitch, normally fat, lazy, worthless, young, and trashy, that continuously has kids on Medicaid and other public assistance programs despite the fact that she can't afford to take care of them. The nasty chick is typically dirty, unemployed, uneducated, and generally just a skanky whore. Her kids almost never have the same dad. Best of all, she is either proud of being on welfare or believes she is entitled to it simply because it exists. She spends 90% of her time on MySpace or Facebook instead of going out and getting birth control or taking care of her kids.

1: "My sister in law is pregnant.... again"
2: "God, doesn't she have like 5 kids? How does she pay for it?"
1: "Oh you know, she's a Medicaid Mom"
whore white trash welfare skank baby momma unemployed

Medicaid Mom by SoHateful August 5, 2010

Methican 

Adj. To describe a Hispanic American under the influence if Methamphetamine.

Watch out Jose has turned into a Methican, and is now tearing apart the toaster.

Jimmy was hanging out with the Methicans down the street

Methican by PsychoMike April 4, 2008

medical school 

Two long miserable years of boring science followed by two more years of witnessing the human body's ultimate betrayal, followed by 4 more years of A) trying to get away from all the horrible needy freaks (including workers AND patients) and B) trying not to get caught when you make mistakes.

I went to medical school because I wanted to help people, and all I got was this lousy student loan.

medical school by mjrn January 18, 2006