McDonald's 

Bait for fatasses. Usually has a play-area for snot-nosed 5-year-olds to spit on each other, piss down the slide, cannonball into the ball pit, and end up with a wicked nose bleed, giving the other kids aids.

Don't go to McDonald's unless your fat, wanna get fat, or have a snot-nosed little shit that wants to become a Happy Meal addict.

McDonald's by Jeffy12345 February 11, 2021

McDonald's 

A place where fat people go to die

I am so fat that life is not worth living.... time do shit the bed at McDonald's (See: Shit The Bed)

McDonald's by j2theroc April 6, 2013

Mcdonald's 

Best food u will ever taste in 2017

I love it. Mcdonald's. Is the best

Mcdonald's by Dipper#1 October 4, 2017

McDonald's 

A place where you can gain weight, for a price.

I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!

McDonald's by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 19, 2017

McDonald's 

(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.

1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.

McDonald's by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 30, 2018

McDonald's 

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.

Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.

Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??

McDonald's by Project 2411 June 14, 2020

McDonald's 

a fast food restaurant that rich, white people love to hate because they saw an indie film about how it's bad when in reality, many other fast food chains are worse for you

Hippie 1: I just saw "Super Size Me" and because its an indie film and they hated on McDonald's, I'm gonna pretend like I'm an expert on nutrition.

Hippie 2: That's a great idea! Let's eat a leaf sandwich at Starbucks afterwards!

Hippie 1: Hooray!

McDonald's by Nats Fan January 14, 2009