maslum

Someone who likes to observe Swiss cheese being extruded out of a man's penis.

Yo, he looks like like he gets off to maslum

by Carpman115 March 25, 2016

ilyas maluma

bad imitation of denis dosio. he’s very good at singing, and he’s known because he did kind of a remix of the song “yoshi”, calling it “soshika”. he’s very handsome, he loves raquel from la casa de papel and often screams her name in forests. he loves recreating scenes from la casa de papel and singing songs by tiziano ferro, dpg, fred de palma and other italian singers. he doesn’t know the song “perchè mi hai rotto il cuore”.
his best performances:

-continuo a chiedermi perchEeEeÈ questo bambino fa SOSHIKAAAA
-DI SERE NEREEEEEEEE
-scapperesti via con mEeEe, ma quale tour eiffEeEeL
-ti sbatto al cancello
-NO RAQUEL NON ANDARE LÌ CI SONO I CANI NO ASPETTA RAQUEL NO RAQUEL NO RAQUEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
-ᵘⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵗᵗⁱⁿᵃ ᵐⁱ ˢᵒⁿᵒ ᵃˡᶻᵃᵗᵒ, ᵒʰ ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ
-dimmi dOOOOve e quAndO

EXAMPLE 1
ilyas: COSA FAI PER POCO, ALLA FINE È UN GIOCO, CONTINUO A CHIEDERMI PERCHeEeÈ QUESTO BAMBINO FA SOSHIKA
A: is that ilyas maluma?
B: of course, he’s singing “soshika”!

EXAMPLE 2
A: hi ilyas
ilyas: ti sbatto al cancello baby

by sugarysuixide May 9, 2020

ii in malum rem

Latin for "go to the bad place", which translates as "go to hell". The Romans considered it unlucky to name the bad place.

ii in malum rem, you fracktard!

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Maplume

Still another Pokemon we'd like to see: a Grass-type shaped like a maple leaf, with one stem, two three-digited hands and feet each, a Wobbuffet-like face and a deceptively placid look. Maplume has the ability to paralyze its opponents with its Sticky Sap and Squeeze attacks. Pronounced "MAY-ploohm".

Jigglypuff is putting all those Maplume to sleep!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

malumasphere

The Malumasphere is a place where people, time and money, disappear without trace. The gravitational field so intense that no breathing Maluma fan can escape.

The Malumasphere has such a strong pull that I intend to enter for a minute and wind up spending the whole day there Malumaing.

by Malumaholic October 11, 2020

Marlumiër

King of gods

Marlumiër : my name means king of gods
Person 1 : who lied to you?

by boom bomb you wow May 9, 2021

malumluvr

sum Calum and Michael lover that really wants their user on urban dictionary <3

malumluvr is kinda cool ig

by anonymous June 17, 2021