maslum

Someone who likes to observe Swiss cheese being extruded out of a man's penis.

Yo, he looks like like he gets off to maslum

by Carpman115 March 25, 2016

malum

the ship name of michael clifford and calum hood which ladies individual is great but you know together ever better

'omg i ship malum!'
'lashton all the way!1!'

by 5soswhat August 31, 2014

Maluma

Pretty boy, dirty boy.

Maluma is daddy.

by whateveritisidc October 19, 2016

Masoumeh

The baddest bitch alive

Yo, have you seen Masoumeh?
Yeah, she’s fire

by skuhhh November 22, 2021

Masuma

Masuma is the type of friend who'd be there for you as a shoulder or for moral support in general. You can vent your anger out on her and Shebul wouldn't say anything, only if you offend her. Usually shy but gets much more outgoing once you get to know them. Caring, supportive, creative, funny but also could be secretly dirty minded!! You could tell a Masuma anything and she'll listen to you. Masuma would yearn to be recognised or to be loved. Masuma loves her friends and immediate family an infinite amount and treats them all the same. Masuma likes anyone but the downside is that she is too gullible. Her lovely friends tell her she's beautiful inside and out but she genuinely thinks very bad of herself. And has extremely low self esteem. But in general a Masuma is an amazing person. She's kind hearted however she could turn into a savage beast I feel you piss her off. She is very down to earth and would generally be cool with anything. Masuma HATES seeing anyone fight or argue. She looks mentally and physically older than she is. Her aspirations and thoughts are very passionate but her aspirations or thoughts could change depending on the comments she gets. Annoyingly, she cares too much about what others think of her, she gets too affected and hung up over it. She's EXTREMELY straightforward with anything and everything and maybe even a bit too honest/straightforward.

"Oh wow I'd love to be a Masuma"

"Oh look there's a Masuma"
"Masumas are really cool"

"Ugh that girl is defo a Masuma"

by Mash1512 March 29, 2019

muslum

someone who is very generous, nice and wholesome

Wow! That muslum gave me get 20 gallons of ice cream for free with no problem!

by Galinial December 1, 2020

Malum

Malum is the ship between Calum Hood and Michael Clifford from 5sos

Malum is the best ship!

by 5secondsofme October 11, 2018