Mayan Dump 

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump

Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump

Mayan Dump by putmeincoach February 12, 2013

Mayan Mississippi Handshake 

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

Mayan Mississippi Handshake by Ttown49 April 1, 2017

Mayan Chief 

A slot machine, popularized in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The experience gets better when you repeat the name over and over, causing more men to become aroused.

I sat down at the Mayan Chief and won 200 free spins. MAYAN CHIEF! MAYAN CHIEF! MAYAN CHIEF!

Mayan Chief by Triple Sip July 14, 2024

Mayan Funnel Cake 

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

Mayan Funnel Cake by Be Nurse April 12, 2025

Spicy Mayan Chocolate 

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as lubricant.

Jim: Hey I have some Tabasco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.

Spicy Mayan Chocolate by Dj Wonderbread February 20, 2011

Flyin' Mayan

Uncontrollable diarrhea coupled simultaneously with projectile vomiting, all while perched upon the crapper. Sad victim is forced to use the sink, bathtub or wastebasket as backup toilet. Usually occurs after a long night at the bar, followed by burritos at 3 a.m. or in cases of severe GI unrest due to food poisoning or nasty flu bug.

During out first night in Cabo, I could hear Trent in the bathroom performing the soul-wrenching Flyin' Mayan, just hours after our visit to Uncle Rico's Taco Shack where he consumed 16 Dos Equis and famed "Escobar Platter."

Flyin' Mayan by tapelon December 25, 2009

instant mayan 

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

instant mayan by sudoadrian November 1, 2011