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"yeah, he's a fiat maximalist, he believes stonks, gold and bitcoin are a scam"
"yeah, he's a fiat maximalist, he believes stonks, gold and bitcoin are a scam"
by newjesus August 20, 2020
Get the Fiat maximalist mug.Bitcoin Maximalism consists of an exceptionally pragmatic individual who recognizes all shitcoins are inflationary to Bitcoin. Bitcoin Maximalists are quick to call out ALT coin scammers who peddle ample amounts of technobabble and hopium to those who are less knowledgeable under the guise of being technologists. There's a large amount of people wishing to pump and dump shitcoins who wish to silence or discredit Bitcoin Maximalists. The "accepted" answer is but one example...
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Quick to call out BS from scammers and shillers who are focused on luring un-knowledgable newbies into buying their alt-coin(coins made after Bitcoin) aka "Shitcoins"
Quick to call out BS from scammers and shillers who are focused on luring un-knowledgable newbies into buying their alt-coin(coins made after Bitcoin) aka "Shitcoins"
Sarah: "It's great to see such a vibrant and open community developing Ethereum. I think I'd like to get involved."
Steve: "You do realize that Bitcoin has 98% dominance. All other shit coins will go to zero, why bother with Ethereum?"
Sarah: "What evidence do you have that Ethereum will go to zero? Secondly, the DeFi applications are cool, not to mention there are countless applications being built on it, I feel Ethereum will continue to have a bright future."
Steve: "Bitcoin was the first to solve the notorious Double-Spend problem. Ethereum was a pre-mined ICO, so you're essentially paying for something that the Ethereum Devs printed out of thin air to get rich. Not to mention Ethereum is near impossible to run a full node, and it has a figurehead that calls all the shots. Bitcoin is immutable and the code cannot be changed without everyone agreeing, and it has no figurehead."
Sarah: "Wow, I didn't know that! You sound like a Bitcoin Maximalist Steve, I think you just made me into one too! How much time did you spend learning all this stuff?"
Steve: "I spent years soaking up as much knowledge about Bitcoin, and there is still things I have left to learn, it's crazy! Being a Bitcoin Maximalist is tough work, but I'm learning new stuff every day! Glad to have you on board Sarah!"
Steve: "You do realize that Bitcoin has 98% dominance. All other shit coins will go to zero, why bother with Ethereum?"
Sarah: "What evidence do you have that Ethereum will go to zero? Secondly, the DeFi applications are cool, not to mention there are countless applications being built on it, I feel Ethereum will continue to have a bright future."
Steve: "Bitcoin was the first to solve the notorious Double-Spend problem. Ethereum was a pre-mined ICO, so you're essentially paying for something that the Ethereum Devs printed out of thin air to get rich. Not to mention Ethereum is near impossible to run a full node, and it has a figurehead that calls all the shots. Bitcoin is immutable and the code cannot be changed without everyone agreeing, and it has no figurehead."
Sarah: "Wow, I didn't know that! You sound like a Bitcoin Maximalist Steve, I think you just made me into one too! How much time did you spend learning all this stuff?"
Steve: "I spent years soaking up as much knowledge about Bitcoin, and there is still things I have left to learn, it's crazy! Being a Bitcoin Maximalist is tough work, but I'm learning new stuff every day! Glad to have you on board Sarah!"
by manakill August 16, 2021
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Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.
They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.
Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.
They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.
"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."
- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor
- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor
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