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Mature moutaining

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When The male/female maturely mountains the partners back, Much like sex and humping, BUT the person on top, has their bum in the air like a mountain, and the person below does the thrusting actions
"Mature moutaining"
by cownipple September 5, 2011
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Post mature ejaculation

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When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.
Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.
by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017
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Maurer-hour

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A power-hour with the additional gluttonous requirement that a full size Publix Sub sandwich must be consumed during the hour.
A fucking maurer-hour for the win.
by ItsameeaBaldego June 28, 2009
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I fap on mature porn, because I do love saggy tits
by dildo777 March 28, 2023
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1. What stupid girls say they are when they realize that they are idiots and want people smarter than them to look bad. 2. A word that is so commonly mispronounced, it's pathetic. Especially by people who don't know that soon I will tear their hearts out and eat them!
I'm a huge dumbass cheerleader slut, and you're having fun while still doing better than me in this class. That must mean I'm more mature than you.
by Speaker January 24, 2005
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A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring mother fucker.
Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.
by judochop November 12, 2007
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