Matilde sexual

When someone named corey likes someone named Matilde and they’re a bootyhole they are Matilde sexual.

Is that dude still Matilde sexual ?

by Corey stupidhead September 25, 2019

Matilde Bois

People may say they’re vegetarian but nobody is as pure vegetarian than Matilde Bois. She is so vegetarian in fact that the dressing she puts on her grass has become infused with her blood. At times Matilde may be funny but typically the memes she thinks are funny are just bad and weird. She also has a very poor taste in music considering she listens to Frank Ocean, however every squad needs a quirky Matilde Bois around to balance out the norm with weirdness

Friend 1: Johnny just ate a cockroach wtf
Friend 2: Thats such a weird and Matilde Bois thing to do

by JShottt November 28, 2019

Mathilda

Mathilda's are amazing people. They are kind and helpful but also let you make your own decisions. They have a fantastic sense of fashion, always knowing which jacket to match with which jeans. They are incredibly positive and never give up when they want something. That's why Mathilda's can be a bit stubborn sometimes. They could have endless discussions about a certain topic if they are very passionate about it.
A Mathilda can always make you laugh, even if you don't feel like laughing

O my god look a wild mathilda
Wow wat a Queen! look at her clothes! look at her smile!

by Carla smithhhhh November 23, 2021

Mathilda

Someone who isn’t doing their homework

Mathilda is not doing their homework

by False women October 17, 2021

Matilde

The best friend or girlfriend you could ever have. She is a smart, funny, kind and loyal person. If you ever dare to say something mean to her, she will kick you in your balls (or her bestfriend will).

Matilde: Hi!
Rebekka: I am sad!
Matilde: come over here and eat candy with me!
Rebekka: Ok, Thanx Matilde

by RebekkaBecka November 23, 2016

Mathildo

A French dildo which can be used in multiple ways. Available in all kind of shapes and colors. Original design made in Roanoke.

Mathilde used her mathildo on a lonely Saturday night.

by AShellokittydutch April 14, 2009

Matilde

A very interesting, funny and lovely girl. She makes amazing memes about her gay boyfriend even though he isn’t gay. The best TUGA in the whole country. If you know this Matilde, you are very lucky.

She might not have the looks but she has the heart.

“Hey isn’t that Matilde?”
“Well yes it is, let’s be friends with her!”

by Keepsilta October 7, 2019