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masterbate

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.
by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009
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materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006
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Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate
Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too
by genghis September 13, 2016
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materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type
He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.
by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016
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matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.
What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater
by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020
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matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god
matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming
by matterbate February 23, 2014
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mathterbate

Mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.
"Johnny why isn't your homework complete"said Mrs. Jones. Johnny said "I tried to do it, but I had to mathterbate to your picture all night."

All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture
by Brando-The-Hutt September 14, 2016
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