Masturblazer

Someone who masturbates while smoking pot.

Billy: Dude Brad is such a fag all he does is scooter.

Joe: That's not all he does. He's a masturblazer too.

by Handles suck August 11, 2014

masturblastion

The ultimate form of masturbation that results in an excess amount of seminal or vaginal fluid exploding on surrounding surfaces.

Whenever I feel like getting myself off, I make sure that I obtain masturblastion, because if I'm not cleaning up a mess, I'm not doing it right.

by cmay June 2, 2015

masturbater

A person who masturbates

He is a masturbater

by childporn April 22, 2025

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018