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Masterlocked

A way of attacking someone in prison. You get hold of a padlock via paying off guards of stealing one of a gate and put it in your sock. Get 8 other people to do this and then beat the victim to death with them.
Did you hear? Dave got masterlocked!
by udking420 June 28, 2020
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Mastermind343

a term often used by losers and people who do not have enough brainpower to eat on their own. It is often used to describe something dumb, idiotic, goofy etc..
A: Hey! Look at that guy! so dumb!
B: Exactly! so Mastermind343!
by Bonk Sparrow February 21, 2023
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masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.
I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008
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mastermax888

A youtube brony gamer known widely for his lets-plays of my little pony horror games, his fanbase is known as the great legion, and his subscribers are knight
mastermax888:greetings knights of the great legion
by knightofthegreatlegion February 1, 2014
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Mastermating

the act of having sex with your clone.
Boy: I was mastermating with my clone the other night after work.
by MaGar April 6, 2011
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Masterbolt

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson
"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."
by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018
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Mastercock

The mammoth cock that always seems to show up when on the website chatroulette.com
oh man i gotta find me som titties on chatroulette.com. OH SHIT! MASTERCOCK! PRESS F9 PRESS F9!!!
by roosterstroke March 7, 2010
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