Masterwanking

When you have that sudden urge to masterbate. But when you do you get that horrible side-effect of a wank stain on the carpet. ew

someperson: DAMNIT
someotherperson:what happened?
somperson: I was masterwanking and I now need new bed sheets. *frowns*

by sakade March 15, 2010

Masteryacking

The act of masterbating while kayaking.

Yesterday, my brother was masteryacking on the lake.

by masteryacker October 27, 2011

masterfaker

a person who has fooled everyone into thinking they are someone they aren't. Usually with lies and manipulations.

One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.

My boyfriend is a masterfaker, he acts all proper around me but when he's not with me, he's drunk and hanging all over other women.

by popcornpopper November 12, 2010

mastertasking

to do something unrelated while masturbating.

Jeff Simmonds likes to masturbate to porn while listening to basketball. He is mastertasking

by CrankMonkey August 1, 2012

Masterbaker

Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.

I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?

I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.

'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'

by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018

Masterfuckation

Masterfuckation is a combination of masturbating and fucking. When one clones their clone and has sex with that clone it is between sex and masturbating so it is shortened to masterfuckation.

This weekend me and my clone are doing some masterfuckation

by Doggolover6868 April 13, 2019

Masterbache

To masterbate using a soiled nappy or daiper.

That Sean's so sick man. He loves to nothing more than getting home, putting on his silk kimono and to Masterbache.

by Dave Woolham May 21, 2008