Masaru

Dad who can't control his children but is still best dad. Crazy boom boom father. Overall good dad boy, boy dad, papi boy, daddy's boy.

Fancy Boy: Look at those children running everywhere, they must have a Masaru.
Obnoxious Boy: Masaru's have very boom boom explodo kill children.

by eggasm April 23, 2018

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Matayus

An absolute sweetheart. They will always listen to you regardless of what their doing, or what your situation is.

Matayus' are rays of sun that are the FUNNIEST people, always good for cracking jokes with; however, they can get stressed easily, so be sure to give them patience and listen to them as well as they listen to you.

Matayus' have a lot of loyalty, and are truly some of the best kinds of people to meet.

'Matayus is so supportive of everyone!'
'I know right?! Hopefully they get as much love as they give out to us.'

by drflugstan November 6, 2021

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masayou

in the broadest sense masayou is being a mastermind baseball player, but lets take a more in depth look at what else he is a master at.

1. master shortstop, great hitter but even better fielder.
2. hates the SF Giants
3. Slings a horse length cock with a cow like width
4.fucked Rube's disabled sister... in a wheelchair
5. gets the queen of england so wet, she can flood the sehara desert

6. was the reason for hurricane katrina, made kate upton flood new orleans

masayou is a boss

by Boone Logan July 8, 2012

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maayuk

Maayuk the name is very very rare which is a good thing

But girls/boys which have the name are really stupid and have the worst attitude

They are players and never take life seriously they love and hate their mothers at the same time and normally have short fathers they also look like the a goat, while thinking they are the goat.

Maayuk is a goat(girl)
Mayuk is a goat(boy)

by Maayuk March 26, 2019

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Masaydeze Balgowan

An absolute stunning and angelic display of a human being , No one living has been able to resist her delicate goddess like face and body. She has blessed the eyes and ears of many and has never failed to leave an overwhelming mark on everyones hearts. Some would say she has the speed, strength & agility of a fully grown mountain lion while still having the gracefulness of a baby dear. Appearance wise there is no humanly way to describe her beauty, there is nothing to this day to compare her to. She is to the greatest extent the most perfect and rare human to have ever walked this planet and to breathe earths air, which she gladly shares with everyone else *keep in mind she can take this privilege away from you with one snap of her fingers*. When she was just a mere child of 10 she single handedly beat Jesus Christ in a brutal battle of supremacy, she then continued to rule over a whole religion she doesn't even believe in.

If I was to meet her one day, I would name her my queen and be by her side if she would have me as her protective personal guard and advisor from that day to her last day.

masaydeze:

everyone else: *bends the knee to thy god, masaydeze balgowan”

by protectoroftherealm May 6, 2019

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